Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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*stops midway* wait….did you say shrek or shark -me as a tattoo artist
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01-11-2021 08:02
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I love going places just to spend the entire time taking my kids to the bathroom
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01-11-2021 08:01
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Funny how children make accidents in darkness but accidents in the dark make children.
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01-10-2021 20:16
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If you dated a Sagittarius or a Leo don't worry about what's in the Vaccine
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01-09-2021 08:47
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I know this isn't the time for this y'all. But Capitol and Capital are two different words
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01-08-2021 17:43
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I can’t work as a cashier. The minute your card declines imma say “DAMNNN!”
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01-08-2021 17:01
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Can you give someone a skin graft from your butt
Ass skin for a friend.
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01-08-2021 16:57
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If you gonna keep going back to a toxic relationship, deactivate yer social media
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01-08-2021 16:41
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My Mom sent me a friend request.... BLOCKED, you not one of my lil friends remember?
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01-08-2021 16:38
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Anyone know how long it takes to get hearing aids back from repair? I sent mine off two weeks ago and haven't heard anything since
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01-08-2021 15:31
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Maybe when the stuff was going down at the Capitol on Wednesday, the Government should have sent in Social Workers instead of the police.
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01-08-2021 11:51
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There are three sides to every argument: Your side, the other person's side, and the correct side.
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01-08-2021 11:49
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I lost my watch at a party once.An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was sexually harassing some woman at that party.Infuriated, I immediately went over,punched him in the face and broke his nose.No one does that to a woman,not on my watch
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01-08-2021 11:43 by Steve
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I still can't believe some people's survival instincts told them to grab toilet paper.
While walking outside a random lady walks up to me. Her: No mask? Me: No underwear either.
Remember when our biggest fear in 2019 was lettuce?
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01-07-2021 11:39
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I'd like to cancel my subscription to 2021. I've experienced the 7-Day Free Trial and I'm not interested.
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01-07-2021 07:31
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If I post something that you don’t like, just ignore it like you ignore the corruption of the government.
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01-07-2021 04:14
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Well it was a solid 5 days. Here's to 2022! 🥂
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01-06-2021 23:28 by SMS
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And just like that, the left support police officers.
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01-06-2021 19:48
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