Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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what a shock, old whiite guys complaining about the SB half time show
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02-08-2021 21:13
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To the tune of the Folgers coffee commercial: The best part of waking up, is no tweets from Donald Trump.
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02-08-2021 20:00
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How do you know if someone doesn't watch the Superbowl? Don't worry they'll announce it on Facebook!
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02-08-2021 19:15
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You notice how I don't stick a million bumper stickers and flags, with a man's name on it, on my car like a f-ing weirdo?
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02-08-2021 16:07
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Just like CVS, I too can be your Plan B on Valentine’s Day for $48
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02-08-2021 14:44
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They should have gone with the original Superbowl halftime show plan with Melania dancing on the pole. She's a better and experienced pole dancer than the Weeknd as a singer.
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02-08-2021 09:48
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The Weeknd should change his name to Monday Morning 'cause that's how bad he s_cks.
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02-08-2021 09:18 by Fazzy
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sellin 2nd chances $100 hmu lmk.
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02-08-2021 08:54
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For the first time in my life, I did not welcome The Weekend.
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02-08-2021 08:33
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This alphabet soup that I spilled on the floor is still more coherent than most Biden speeches.
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02-08-2021 06:11
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And this morning a container ship will depart for some third world country, loaded with Kansas City Chiefs Super Bowl LV Champions gear. Enjoy your Chiefs gear, Kenya...
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02-08-2021 01:33
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Did I miss the Superbowl again? Darn that's like 20 years in a row.
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02-08-2021 00:54
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Not sure if I just watched the Superbowl or a three hour commercial?
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02-07-2021 23:39
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Dr fauci just announced we all have to wear jock straps now to stop the spread of covid
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02-07-2021 22:57 by Cyndi
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SB halftime show: Forget honesty, forget creativity, forget originality. In these days and times, the only thing these "fans" want is formulaic pablum served on a steamy silver platter of ad nauseam.
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02-07-2021 22:56 by Fazzy
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Super bowl sucked I guess we should blame Trump for that too.... haha
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02-07-2021 21:35
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Wonder how many wife's the guy who giving marriage tips has gone through?
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02-07-2021 20:37
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There’s an alternate universe some place where Hoobastank is the halftime show.
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02-07-2021 19:14
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Everybody enjoy the Social Justice hour before kickoff?
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02-07-2021 18:48
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Aliens probably ride past Earth and lock their doors.
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02-07-2021 16:24
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