Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Trump 2024
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02-28-2021 18:20
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I'm your president now.
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02-28-2021 17:53 by JoeBiden
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Sure are a lot of gender reveals for their being no genders
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02-28-2021 13:49 by 740*
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Manwich Sloppy Joe Sauce is changing its name to Genderneutralwich.🥫
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02-28-2021 12:52 by Fazzy
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dupa blada
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02-28-2021 08:33 by xD
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Kill me pls
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02-28-2021 08:20
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Tiger Woods is struggling with his driving. A pull to the left got him into tree trouble.
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02-27-2021 10:03
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Anyone else impressed with the clown with no life who beefed up his "likes" to over 4,000 over a lame chicken joke. Oh, to be 9 again.
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02-27-2021 09:55
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Gas prices are shooting up faster than the Biden vote count at 2am...
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02-27-2021 07:54
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Marriage tip #12: Remember to always leave a healthy amount of cups and trash laying around your house. That way your wife always has something to clean up. A busy wife is a happy wife.
My account has hacked, but if you receive an inappropriate message, it was probably still me.
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02-27-2021 06:29
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If a status update gets posted on Facebook and no one likes it did it really happen?
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02-27-2021 01:34
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Screw God, I'm worshipping the golden statue of Trump from now on.
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02-26-2021 22:21
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When Trump dropped bombs, the media was all over him. When Biden does, nothing but praise.
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02-26-2021 18:38 by M86
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A friend is someone who'll stop whatever he's doing to bring a change of underwear to you at Tio Ricardo's Guadalajara Cantina after you attempted and won the Montezuma's Revenge 50 Lb. Burrito and Enchilda Challenge.
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02-26-2021 17:06
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I love contactless delivery. They just throw the slop at your door and I run out like a little pig.
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02-26-2021 11:31
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Bombs are falling on Syria again, the kids are still in the cages, the $2,000 checks are still AWOL... But hey, at least Mr. Potato Head is now gender neutral!
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02-26-2021 10:42 by M86
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On a happier note... Cuomo is going down faster than Kamala Harris at the company Christmas party.
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02-26-2021 09:13 by Fazzy
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How do I politely ask can I 😋 ur 😼
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02-26-2021 09:06
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