Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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O.J. gave Broncos a better name 
No you are mistaken my ignorant friend. I am in Africa right now and we are NOT buried in any orange clothing. Who dresses in orange? Even us have standards.
Between Auburn and the Denver Broncos, Africa is buried in Orange clothing.
No matter where in the world your from....From Brisbane to London to Denver...It's official...Broncos SUCKS!!!
Dear Monday.. I hate u...
Hey Peyton eat a Snickers! Why? Because you play like Tony Romo when you are hungry.
Damn Yankies and their football. Who plays football using hands anyways? Girls maybe.
Let me know when these lame american football jokes are over. Soccer > American Football.
And Eli Manning smiles quietly to himself. Knowing he will be the Manning with the most Super Bowl wins
the last great run by a bronco was in 1994
Peyton Manning was just seen buying Marijuana from some dude out in the parking lot. . .
"This was the best football game I've ever seen!" -Guy who's never seen a football game.
sure blame that game on pot
Not since the OJ chase has American been disappointed with a slow white bronco
Eli to Peyton " I won the two I played in.........just sayin"
When you play Seattle, you play the whole state!
Manning really dropped the ball on that one
the stanley cup > a silver football
What do you think Kanye West is gonna get Kanye West for Valentine's Day this year?
Thank You Seattle Seahawks From New England Patriots Fans Every where. . . 