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   messageicon Awesome how America is called the Land of the free yet is built on the anhilation of American Indians and the enslavement of African and Indian people. Dimwits who dont know their own history.
←Rate | 02-04-2014 07:44 by susanchops Comments (1)  


   messageicon I'm proud to be an American. Where at least I know I'm free.
←Rate | 02-04-2014 07:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon For f_€ k sakes! How about something funny instead of intra national hate dialog.
←Rate | 02-04-2014 06:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My New Year's resolution was to lose 15 lbs by the middle of February. I have 20 lbs. to go.
←Rate | 02-04-2014 05:28 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only way to make soccer interesting is if they could pick up the ball and throw it...
←Rate | 02-04-2014 05:15 by mike Comments (0)  


   messageicon American women are way hotter. For starters, they have teeth.
←Rate | 02-04-2014 05:09 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Tried Gordon Ramseys diet tip tonight: cooking with whisky! It worked!!! After 5 glasses, I forgot why I was in the kitchen
←Rate | 02-04-2014 04:44 by Jos Comments (0)  


   messageicon America does not actually think it is as popular as the world thinks it is. We simply laugh at ourselves more than everyone thinks we do.
←Rate | 02-04-2014 04:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon funny the way some people speaks about a nation as they're personal beliefs !! Is cute to have an opinion ! Now sit down and shut it! don't speak for a whole nation.
←Rate | 02-04-2014 03:09 by XBbios Comments (0)  


   messageicon You British Fu*k no one cares about soccer
←Rate | 02-04-2014 02:14 Comments (1)  


   messageicon America...... All the gear and no idea!! How does it feel to know everyone hates you. :)
←Rate | 02-04-2014 02:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon jeezo ya thick tit, can ya not make the connection between american football and rugby?? ya eejit....
←Rate | 02-04-2014 02:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you ever feel unconfident in your body, just remember that pornhub wouldn't keep their fat girl category if guys didn't like it and it wasn't making them money.
←Rate | 02-04-2014 00:40 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Here in London we play football with our feet and we wear helmets when riding bikes
←Rate | 02-03-2014 23:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon France is successful at participating at soccer. That should say something, especially to the British.
←Rate | 02-03-2014 23:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you know why Americans are better than people from other countries? Because we're Americans!!!
←Rate | 02-03-2014 22:55 by murica! Comments (2)  


   messageicon So hom0s like men clean shaven, hairless, emotional, caring men? Why don't they just go for women???
←Rate | 02-03-2014 22:46 by Balzdeep Comments (0)  


   messageicon This is a perfect example as to why we should quit send money overseas to all these ungrateful countries. Why does the US even care about the rest of the world? They clearly don't care about us.
←Rate | 02-03-2014 21:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Soccer: Kickball for grownups who need a game that's totally random and no need for strategies. Kinda like shi**y hockey.
←Rate | 02-03-2014 21:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon repeatedly being hit on by fat butch lesbos a good thing?
←Rate | 02-03-2014 19:53 Comments (0)  




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