Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Faking my own death and starting over with a new identity to reset my targeted ads algorithm.
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05-09-2022 17:23
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I loved being in my 20’s. A whole decade of being in my physical prime and mental rock bottom, what a dynamic.
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05-09-2022 17:22
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Male bees die right after mating. So, their whole life is… Honey, Nut, Cheerio.
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05-09-2022 17:22
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If Batman was real, he’d be the world’s least weird billionaire.
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05-09-2022 17:22
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No one deserves people chanting outside their home. No one
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05-09-2022 05:27
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You’re not bipolar, you’re just two stupid bi!ches in one.
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05-09-2022 02:30
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I think my neighbor must have hit her toe with a hammer, she’s screaming like that at 2:00am. Lol
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05-09-2022 02:30
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I love you, but I’ve chosen Rock & Roll.
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05-09-2022 02:29
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Today is the day, I can feel it. I will catch my tail. ~ Dog
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05-09-2022 02:29
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I’m lost, better turn down the radio so I can see better.
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05-09-2022 02:29
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You should donate blood, all of it.
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05-09-2022 02:28
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Quit looking for a reason to hate me, I’m cool as f.
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05-09-2022 02:28
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If the weekend goes as planned, it will not include any actual plans.
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05-09-2022 02:28
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Girls can’t find their hair ties but can remember what you said 7 months ago at 6:40pm.
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05-09-2022 02:27
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There is a voice that doesn’t use words, listen.
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05-09-2022 02:27
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Balloons are sort of nasty when you think about it: "Happy Birthday. Here's a rubber bag of my breath."
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05-08-2022 22:49
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Trump 2023 because it isn't possible either. LOL
Did you notice that gender reveal parties disappeared? Now we wait and let the kindergarten teachers decide.
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05-08-2022 20:40
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The mystery of the exotic truck nuts.
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05-08-2022 20:39
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When she’s telling you all about her problems. Sounds like you need some D.
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05-08-2022 20:39
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