Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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More accurate names for what’s being called “fact” check. Semantics check, agenda check, narrative check.
Mice die in mouse traps because they don’t understand why the cheese is free. The same thing happens with leftists.
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05-28-2022 01:39 by Biden_Sux
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Getting offended by something posted on the internet is like choosing to step in dog crap instead of walking around it.
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05-28-2022 01:38 by Bobby_220
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Some of you have never heard the story of the “Little Engine that Could,” and it shows.
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05-28-2022 01:37 by Lilly_69
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I’m not afraid to die, I’m afraid to live on my knees ruled by lesser men who control the destiny of our children.
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05-28-2022 01:37 by Buck
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When you’re on your third “damn, that’s crazy” and they keep talking.
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05-28-2022 01:36 by Jean
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“Goats are like ducks, if you shoot a duck, I’m scared of toasters, c’mon man.” ~ Joe Biden
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05-28-2022 01:35 by Trump_Fan
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Triggered! Go dip your head in some radical raspberry Kool aid and have a cookie. Oh, and logout… your mum will be home soon.
If you die and get cremated you can be put into an hourglass and still be included in family game night.
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05-27-2022 22:20
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I see…. and is "Hunter Bidens Laptop” in the room with us right now? now show us on the doll where the laptop touched you?
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05-27-2022 10:45
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You: Be noble, for you are made from the stars. Be humble, for you are made from the earth. Me: Where do you get your weed?
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05-27-2022 00:19
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You: Perhaps they’re not stars in the sky, but rather openings in heaven where our loved ones shine down to let us know that they’re happy. Me: Can I buy some weed from you?
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05-27-2022 00:18
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I need to get my life together but I’m kind of waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort into it.
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05-27-2022 00:17
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If your ideology makes you hide your face with a mask, then you are a coward.
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05-27-2022 00:17
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That sweaty first kiss balled up on the couch, hand up her shirt, praying your parents don’t walk in on a Saturday night.
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05-27-2022 00:17
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Dear weather app, I don’t need a blinking light informing me that the pollen is high when my car looks like a Cheeto.
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05-27-2022 00:16
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The View: Vicious, Insane, Egotistical, Woman.
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05-27-2022 00:15
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Her: My throat hurts doc. Doctor: I bet your knees hurt too.
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05-27-2022 00:15
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I’m sorry for the things my face said while you were talking.
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05-27-2022 00:15
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Land-o-lakes ~ they got rid of the Indian and kept the land.
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05-27-2022 00:14
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