Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   That's right. Pick on an autistic person.

   My grandmother once told me, "Sometimes you have to hug the people you don't like. That way you'll know how big to dig the hole in the back yard".

   You seem to be very well educated on the stuff you make up.

   Baron (nice f*cking name lmfaooooo) looks like a creepier and rapeier version of Jack Skellington.

   Ret*rdlicans claiming the stock market was overly overbloated and it's a good thing it's crashing means Am*rican idi*ts are now at the "the B*den stock market was TOO high" phase of the M^G^ gaslighting.

   His approval rating is going down faster than Melania on greaseball kiddie rock each time he wears his sequined Circus Ringleader Clown Suit.

   He always bragged about his "large" crowds. Almost 5 million people turned out today across your sh*thole country. He finally has those great numbers he always wanted!!!!! I wonder how many of those people voted for him? HAHA

   Maybe he'll be able to regrow the economy like he did his ear after the "assa**ination" attempt LMAO

   Remain calm. at least we have a great leader now as opposed to sleepy

   Plummet this.

   His numbers are plummeting. Fun to watch 🥳

   Lots of birthdays this week, and here's why. These pregnancies occured on or near the 4th of July. Apparently, fireworks were not only set off outdoors, they continued throughout the night in the bedroom.

   Yep. You got it!

   I just figured out who you are. You're not from Illinois. You're from Indiana! You're the fat M^G^ loser who pulled the gun at the protest yesterday! It's all over the news! Is that why you're so upset all the time? Because of your three stomachs?

   Here, I feel like I'm moving way too fast for you. Let me dumb it down. Hmmmmm. Ok let's try this one - Everything you say is so funny I forgot to laugh. There. Is that more your "level"? Let me guess. Illinois? 😂

   Way to "muss" the point? You're on a roll aren't ya? Ret*rd 🤭

   Way to muss the point. Not bad for a Canuck Rusky Com... ee

   Maybe we need a 100% tariff on microphones to prevent idiots from doing podcasts.

   If this were real life, you'd be beaten so bad, you'd starve to death doing backflips 🤡

   Are you just mad because kids in Texas are now getting admitted to hospital in droves from Vitamin A poisoning thanks to that RFK quack? Oh come on. Where's your sense of humor? We think it's f*cking hilarious 🤣