Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   getting enough exercise pushing her limits

   an expert on padded cells

   "busy, you're ugly, have a nice day"

   radiating a glow of pure awesomeness

   talking to his inner voices..& they don't like you

   totally gonna take over the world one day >=D

   cute but psycho..things even out

   a flirt..but your boyfriend likes it

   crakalakin

   trying to find out who's on first and what's on second?!?

   undressing your profile pic with his eyes and you look hot

   suffering from insanity...and enjoying every minute of it!

   getting a grip on reality..and choking it to death

   cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.

   back..by popular demand!

   dangerously under-medicated

   still HOT..it just comes in flashes now

   normal..it's everyone else that's weird.

   proof that God has a sense of humor...

   here..now what are your other two wishes????