Funny Status Messages and Tweets

Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.

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got a little captain in him

←Rate | 12-17-2008 07:12 by Deekay Comments (0)

feeling strangely happy.

←Rate | 12-16-2008 09:40 Comments (0)

will gladly brighten your atmosphere.

←Rate | 12-16-2008 00:52 Comments (0)

taking a walk outside her mind

←Rate | 12-16-2008 00:47 Comments (0)

bamboozled

←Rate | 12-15-2008 19:34 by April Comments (0)

Hello world

←Rate | 12-15-2008 07:25 Comments (0)

wishes the voices in his head would quit singing off-key

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←Rate | 12-14-2008 21:33 by Ron Comments (0)

if she was a boy then he would be gay

←Rate | 12-14-2008 11:35 by Benboy Comments (0)

cutting your brakes

←Rate | 12-14-2008 00:09 by Lach Comments (0)

Almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met :(

←Rate | 12-12-2008 16:21 Comments (0)

an undiscovered comedy genius

←Rate | 12-10-2008 19:01 by Alice Duthie Comments (0)

Cooking pork chops in the toaster

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←Rate | 12-10-2008 13:11 by Richie Comments (0)

really thinks you should get help

←Rate | 12-09-2008 14:32 by Jess :d:d:d Comments (0)

what's for breakfast!

←Rate | 12-08-2008 05:50 by Brian666 Comments (0)

crunchy on the outside with a deliciously chewy center

←Rate | 12-06-2008 17:32 Comments (0)

just two away from a threesome

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←Rate | 12-06-2008 17:30 by Chad T Comments (0)

processing please wait

←Rate | 12-06-2008 16:19 by Mehmet Onur Comments (0)

calling doctor after 4 hour erection

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←Rate | 12-06-2008 10:17 Comments (0)

back for the first time

←Rate | 12-05-2008 19:16 by Action Hank Comments (0)

CELEBRATING CAPS LOCK AWARENESS DAY

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←Rate | 12-04-2008 01:58 by The Cool Brian Comments (0)