Funny Status Messages and Tweets

Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.

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your destiny

←Rate | 12-30-2008 10:49 by Mehmet Onur Comments (0)

all your status messages are belong to us

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←Rate | 12-30-2008 01:37 by Kipstermania Comments (0)

the money you could be saving from Geico

←Rate | 12-30-2008 01:31 by Kipstermania Comments (0)

"wonders, ""Is there a mirror in your pants, cause I see myself in them."" "

←Rate | 12-30-2008 00:56 by Bow-chika-wow-wow Comments (0)

"wants to do a 68, you go down and I'll owe you one. "

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←Rate | 12-30-2008 00:53 by Bow-chika-wow-wow Comments (0)

successfully licked one of his elbows!

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←Rate | 12-28-2008 13:59 Comments (0)

everywhere that's anywhere

←Rate | 12-27-2008 03:00 Comments (0)

done signing autographs

←Rate | 12-27-2008 01:48 Comments (0)

Miss Understood

←Rate | 12-26-2008 04:49 by Benboy Comments (0)

making a list and checking it twice

←Rate | 12-24-2008 23:25 Comments (0)

"knows when you are sleeping, knows when you're awake "

←Rate | 12-24-2008 21:34 by Random-man Comments (0)

a negative influence on you!

←Rate | 12-24-2008 16:53 by Jeet Comments (0)

in the moment...

←Rate | 12-24-2008 14:09 Comments (0)

inspired by true events.

←Rate | 12-23-2008 22:47 by Louis Comments (0)

bad news

←Rate | 12-21-2008 14:37 by Arshard Marikkar Comments (0)

back to the future

←Rate | 12-19-2008 13:31 by Zoran Milkovski Comments (0)

Throwing' Down Today

←Rate | 12-19-2008 10:33 by Ryan Comments (0)

not my name

←Rate | 12-19-2008 04:53 by Andi Comments (0)

"added new photos to the album ""Porn"" "

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←Rate | 12-18-2008 14:46 Comments (0)

"by himself, but not alone. "

←Rate | 12-18-2008 12:52 by Dan The Man Comments (0)