Funny Status Messages and Tweets

Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.

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HUGE in Europe!

←Rate | 01-19-2009 13:57 by K Nix Comments (0)

big in Japan

←Rate | 01-19-2009 01:52 Comments (0)

"the ""she"" in ""that's what she said""! "

←Rate | 01-17-2009 16:26 by Tracy Comments (0)

saving a lot on his child support by switching to condoms.

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←Rate | 01-17-2009 10:13 Comments (0)

stimulating his package.

←Rate | 01-16-2009 17:03 Comments (0)

"serious, and don't call me Shirley "

←Rate | 01-16-2009 14:28 Comments (0)

FUBAR

←Rate | 01-14-2009 16:35 Comments (0)

the whitest kid you know.

←Rate | 01-13-2009 23:05 by Kate!yn Comments (0)

"somewhere in the land of Oz, picking on a scarecrow. "

←Rate | 01-11-2009 15:23 Comments (0)

hates your extended network.

←Rate | 01-11-2009 13:58 Comments (0)

's status message is better than yours

←Rate | 01-11-2009 10:00 by Sabrina Comments (0)

troubled by the thought of being not able to write a sensible status message

←Rate | 01-10-2009 08:21 Comments (0)

smells like teen spirit

←Rate | 01-09-2009 19:24 Comments (0)

Enduring Peace

←Rate | 01-09-2009 04:34 by Na Comments (0)

elevated to the point of reversing gravity

←Rate | 01-08-2009 10:31 Comments (0)

making the sun shine

←Rate | 01-08-2009 10:21 Comments (0)

wondering how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop

←Rate | 01-04-2009 10:40 by Zo Comments (0)

dancing naked on your roof.

←Rate | 01-02-2009 15:06 Comments (0)

giving love a bad name

←Rate | 12-31-2008 17:34 by Sammy Comments (0)

got Santa in a headlock

←Rate | 12-31-2008 11:02 by Cameron Comments (0)