Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   thinks reality is a nice place to live, but sometimes feels like relocating

   I love the idea of Canada and America sitting down for a bud and a labatts. While we're at it we should have some apple pie and some poutine. America and Canada are like two brothers. We may argue alot but in the end we're family. Hey america. you ROCK!

   if the olympics had a gold medal for procastination...i'd probably win it...but i'd go recieve it later ;)

   believes the IOC will support Chile by sending over 10 million "USA Hockey 2010 Olympic Champions" t-shirts that they won't need after todays game!

   don't let your mind wander. It's too little to be let out alone.

   all I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.

   I think it's cute to see the Canuckians and Yanks argue. Admit it,you both love this rivalry. You'd share a Labatts and a Bud anyday.Congrats, Canada but it was close.

   remember this, at least canada gave us hockey and a few good actors

   living each day as if it were his last: That Korean massage parlor is on to him though. They stopped giving him dying-day happy-ending discounts.

   living each day as if it were his last: The cashier at Krispy Kreame knows him by name.

   if it wasn't for the USA all you hosers up there in Canada would be speaking Russian right now...But it was a hell of a game!

   Why all the smack talk? It was a great game on both sides, but say that Canada owned USA is incorrect. USA won the first game and Canada had to OT to win the gold. No ownage, just great play when it mattered. Congrats to Canada, be proud not typical.

   At the end of the day Canada is still just Canada.

   Well another gold for Canada in hockey. Gotta love it! You americans played a good game but this was our night. But you americans don't need to feel bad, one of your teams will probily be bringing home the Stanley Cup, so it kinda evens out.

   Plane ticket to Vancouver $800, ticket to the gold medal game $2500, Canada breaking the record for the most gold medals won at an olympic games at the exspense of the USA unbelievably frickin PRICELESS!! See you in 4 years SUCKA'S!!!

   Congrats to Canada for winning Gold in hockey....but Nickleback and Justin Beiber and no Rush at the Closing Ceremonies?....I just lost all respect!

   Sorry yanks. After all, it is our game. We may not own the podium... but you got owned it hockey. More gold than you... y'all must like silver!!!

   36 medals for team USA thats 3 dozen reasons we are the best

   ...Really USA? You REALLY thought you would win again???

   When you see cupid,b!tch slap the little punk 4 me will ya!!!!!