Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Just learned how to cut and paste! Just learned how to cut and paste! Just learned how to cut and paste! 
When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street.
Guess what happened to me last night?????? I had a Dream.......
trying to remember how to read, but these letters are distracting me! >_<
the Batmobile is for sale on ebay the price is half a million...Anyone want to go in on halfies! :D
likes to applaud inanimate objects just to see if they reactÂ
it me or does that guy with the golden voice look like mac tonight ?
wondering why people are giving me cards on MLK day saying "my bad"....
Screw getting an alarm system. I've seen Home Alone, I know what to do.
Why dont we have a John Lennon Day? I mean he was all about peace & togetherness......just sayin
My wife is so fat she speaks in surround sound!!
My neighbor came rudely banging at my door at 2:30 am, luckily for him I was up practicing on my new drums!!
Has anyone thought about the fact that Mr.KRABS lives in BIKINI BOTTOM?
Leaving tha house to start todays blactivities!
at the book store I saw a book titiled "LEGACY FOR ALL" a record of Achievements by Black American Scientists..... not surprised that the book was only 27 pages thick.
The second coolest thing ab a car charger is you can use it to lift your phone up when it slides between the seat..
Happy MLK day! In honor, I'm gonna start the day with a bowl of chocolate milk, and cocoa puffs.
Someone go take out a famous black guy so we can get another day off next year
Another WASTED DAY that the kids could be using to make up a snow day and a day I could be getting some stuff done , but damn near everything is closed.
When God created Adam and Eve, did they have belly buttons? 