Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   LADIES: If your father is a poor man, it is your fate... But if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity!

   There are no stupid questions just inquisitive idiots.

   I think Kanye turned the power off because Beyonce gave the best Super Bowl performance of all time.

   Some people go to work just because there haven't left any people at home and their neighbourhood to bother them except at office.

   We know this an American s ite and all, but enough with the Superbowl jokes already. Jesus Christ!!!!!

   what did people used to do when they couldn't google the answers to their homework?

   For all you people wanting to say that the lights went off bc of the illuminati, your wrong! Teddy P said "Turn out the lights" and when he says turn out the lights, you turn out the damn lights!

   Every time I make a new friend. They seem to figure out a way to escape from my basement.

   it just me or does everyone look into a mirror and then look for the "Like" button.

   I bet Jim Harbaugh used to unplug the Nintendo when his brother was winning.

   Wow they had a football game at beyonces concert!!!

   Congratulations Baltimore....in 100 years the Jets will be half as good...yippie!

   Jim H. kids: Dad, can we go to Disney World with Uncle Joe?

   And the MVP of the Super Bowl is.........The electric company.

   Quick someone get Ray Lewis's fingerprints off of that trophy, just in case...

   There was no power outage...... Beyonce's ass just got in front of the flood lights

   "I'm goin' to Didney World to murder someone!!" Ray Lewis

   Don't you hate it when Ur girl or wife ask you life questions while you watching a important game # biiioootch ask Steve Harvey

   Wine me, dine me, 49 me

   Was that a Budweiser or Burger King Commercial?