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   messageicon Lefticles mad cause trump is doing great. Best ever
←Rate | 03-22-2025 00:24 by Trumpwon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you hate it when someone hacks your update because they're smarter than you because you're stupid?
←Rate | 03-22-2025 00:20 by Retardlicanscry Comments (0)  


   messageicon Musk should buy Barnes & Noble so R*t*rdlicans would start to read. He should also buy Pfizer so the R*t*rdlicans can finally start satisfying their cousins lmao
←Rate | 03-21-2025 23:49 by StupidoDems Comments (0)  


   messageicon After what they did on January 6? I hope every single Tesla dealership burns to the f'ing ground because I could give a damn.
←Rate | 03-21-2025 13:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Famous M*G* influencer and frequent F*x News guest, Ricci Wynne, has been arrested and charged with s** trafficking and producing child s***al ab*se material with at least two m*nors. ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER M*G* FREAK CHARGED WITH M*****ING KIDS.
←Rate | 03-21-2025 10:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every news agency reported that the capsule landed in the Gulf of Mexico and I’m sure the most petty man in the universe was fuming.
←Rate | 03-21-2025 09:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Still scratching my head over the L-E-F-T taking the logical concept that is "meritocracy" and making it about R-A-C-E.
←Rate | 03-21-2025 09:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I see people jogging outside I like to drive behind them slowly blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for motivation.
←Rate | 03-21-2025 05:42 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Elon Musk is sending his 76 year old mom on a PR tour to beg sympathy for her lil' billionaire N*zi boy aaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
←Rate | 03-20-2025 22:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Another day of Vetrans meltdowns! I'm lovin' it! You fought for a piece of sh*t country and now thanks to its "leader" you're getting bu**ered up the *ss. You fought for the wrong side, losers tee hee
←Rate | 03-20-2025 22:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not in favor of anyone destroying other people's property. But I have to say I love seeing a lot less Tesla Cybertrucks on the road.
←Rate | 03-20-2025 21:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ONE SIMPLE QUESTION: WHY ARE YOU LETTING ONE MAN SYSTEMATICALLY DESTROY YOUR NATION RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES? Love, Germany
←Rate | 03-20-2025 21:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Will tell you exactly what Dems love the most.... The entire world, dozens and dozens of countries, turning on yours lol
←Rate | 03-20-2025 20:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hi
←Rate | 03-20-2025 17:02 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not sure what Dems love more now….TDS…or TDA.
←Rate | 03-20-2025 15:33 by StupidoDems Comments (0)  


   messageicon So, the JFK assassination files have been released. They say nothing. What a shocker. 😂 So anti-climatic. Like having sex with the first lady.
←Rate | 03-20-2025 09:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I SUPPORT MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE'S CHOICE NOT TO DISCLOSE HER VACCINATION STATUS. THAT'S BETWEEN THE HAIRY PIG AND HER VETERINARIAN. 🐷
←Rate | 03-20-2025 09:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Saw a news story today about a woman breaking down in tears getting harassed in a parking lot for driving a cyber truck. Tee hee 🤭
←Rate | 03-20-2025 08:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The convicted R*pist won 🏆
←Rate | 03-20-2025 08:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon M*G* children always look inbred. I'm not trying to insult y'all. I'm just bringing up a point. Their eyes, they're always a little too far apart. And they always have this look on their face. Like they're being touched at night or something.
←Rate | 03-20-2025 08:53 Comments (0)  




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