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Lefticles mad cause trump is doing great. Best ever
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03-22-2025 00:24 by Trumpwon
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Do you hate it when someone hacks your update because they're smarter than you because you're stupid?

Musk should buy Barnes & Noble so R*t*rdlicans would start to read. He should also buy Pfizer so the R*t*rdlicans can finally start satisfying their cousins lmao

After what they did on January 6? I hope every single Tesla dealership burns to the f'ing ground because I could give a damn.
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03-21-2025 13:00
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Famous M*G* influencer and frequent F*x News guest, Ricci Wynne, has been arrested and charged with s** trafficking and producing child s***al ab*se material with at least two m*nors.
ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER M*G* FREAK CHARGED WITH M*****ING KIDS.
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03-21-2025 10:12
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Every news agency reported that the capsule landed in the Gulf of Mexico and I’m sure the most petty man in the universe was fuming.
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03-21-2025 09:55
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Still scratching my head over the L-E-F-T taking the logical concept that is "meritocracy" and making it about R-A-C-E.
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03-21-2025 09:23
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When I see people jogging outside I like to drive behind them slowly blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for motivation.

Elon Musk is sending his
76 year old mom on a PR tour to beg sympathy for her lil' billionaire N*zi boy aaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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03-20-2025 22:35
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Another day of Vetrans meltdowns! I'm lovin' it!
You fought for a piece of sh*t country and now thanks to its "leader" you're getting bu**ered up the *ss. You fought for the wrong side, losers tee hee
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03-20-2025 22:12
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I'm not in favor of anyone destroying other people's property. But I have to say I love seeing a lot less Tesla Cybertrucks on the road.
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03-20-2025 21:31
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ONE SIMPLE QUESTION: WHY ARE YOU LETTING ONE MAN SYSTEMATICALLY
DESTROY YOUR NATION RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES?
Love,
Germany
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03-20-2025 21:08
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Will tell you exactly what Dems love the most....
The entire world, dozens and dozens of countries, turning on yours lol
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03-20-2025 20:47
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Hi

Not sure what Dems love more now….TDS…or TDA.

So, the JFK assassination files have been released. They say nothing. What a shocker. 😂 So anti-climatic. Like having sex with the first lady.
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03-20-2025 09:19
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I SUPPORT MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE'S CHOICE NOT TO DISCLOSE HER VACCINATION STATUS. THAT'S BETWEEN THE HAIRY PIG AND HER VETERINARIAN. 🐷
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03-20-2025 09:00
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Saw a news story today about a woman breaking down in tears getting harassed in a parking lot for driving a cyber truck.
Tee hee 🤭
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03-20-2025 08:57
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The convicted R*pist won 🏆
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03-20-2025 08:54
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M*G* children always look inbred. I'm not trying to insult y'all. I'm just bringing up a point. Their eyes, they're always a little too far apart. And they always have this look on their face. Like they're being touched at night or something.
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03-20-2025 08:53
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