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   messageicon "Go away kid ya bother me"
←Rate | 04-11-2025 16:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon And to whoever wrote that nice post, thank you from the bottom of my heart.
←Rate | 04-11-2025 13:39 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon You may not like my posts, but guess what??? I'm here to stay. So deal with it!
←Rate | 04-11-2025 13:37 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's no "might" about not liking Koenig's posts. They're played, sophomoric, and not funny. Not as bad as the one's on page 1 though. They simply $u<k.
←Rate | 04-11-2025 13:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You might not like Koenigs posts but he’s the only one here using the page as intended now. It’s 99.9% triggered crap now. Get a life people.
←Rate | 04-11-2025 09:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What happened to the funny posts ?
←Rate | 04-10-2025 12:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How great is this? Amazon Cancels Orders From China After Steep Tariffs, Plans $15B U.S. Expansion
←Rate | 04-10-2025 12:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We were funny?
←Rate | 04-10-2025 11:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. Donald Trump has the cojones to break that cycle of absurdity.
←Rate | 04-10-2025 11:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I give it a week until someone starts selling dire-doodle puppies.
←Rate | 04-10-2025 10:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon can we be funny again please
←Rate | 04-10-2025 10:32 by Darkharbinger Comments (0)  


   messageicon This is a literal cry baby site.
←Rate | 04-10-2025 07:44 by Elephant Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Trump's critics are so skilled in finance, economics, science, negotiations, data analysis, and removing government waste, why are they also whining over struggling to find a job?
←Rate | 04-10-2025 07:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon S&P 500 best day since 2008, and Trump doesn't know what he's doing??? Go away, 'crat puppet.
←Rate | 04-10-2025 04:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Man this guy can't have any friends. Hell, I wish he lived near by just so I could put a knot on his head
←Rate | 04-10-2025 03:49 by WorstNightmare Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ex-Trump fan here. He's been manipulating the stock market and its obvious this is insider trading. I wouldnt never vote it for her but if I've known this was going to happen the last three months I would have never voted for him. This is all making me si
←Rate | 04-09-2025 23:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "When you ran out the healthy arms, you ran out of really healthy they had great arms but they ran out. It’s called sports. It’s called baseball in particular and pitchers I guess you could say, really particular." Putins B*tch Apr 07, 2025
←Rate | 04-09-2025 23:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "When you ran out the healthy arms, you ran out of really healthy they had great arms but they ran out. It’s called sports. It’s called baseball in particular and pitchers I guess you could say, really particular." Maggots Hero Apr 07, 2025
←Rate | 04-09-2025 23:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "When you ran out the healthy arms, you ran out of really healthy they had great arms but they ran out. It’s called sports. It’s called baseball in particular and pitchers I guess you could say, really particular." The Absolute Ret*rd Apr 07, 2025
←Rate | 04-09-2025 23:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "When you ran out the healthy arms, you ran out of really healthy they had great arms but they ran out. It’s called sports. It’s called baseball in particular and pitchers I guess you could say, really particular." Cotton Haired F*cktrumpet Clown Apr
←Rate | 04-09-2025 23:03 Comments (0)  




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