Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Tr*mpy just told NBC he "couldn't care less" how much car prices increase, and repeated himself three times. So happy we don't live there! Not only that, sales tax will go up, titles will go up, registration, insurance hahaha! Sucks to be "ya'll" lol

   M*G* ....... MAKE AM*RICA GO AWAY Going viral all around the world 👍

   Nothing sreeches louder than the wheels on the gravy train.

   The EU brags about their healthcare/welfare system while depending on the US to defend them. Looks like a lot of countries are gonna have to face reality now.

   US military enrolment had plummeted the last three years with Biden because no one wantef to join while he was in office 🤣

   Imagine telling Denmark they "don't do enough" for people in Greenland, when BOTH countries don't have means of effectively defending themselves AND YOURS DOES😂

   Kamala SHOULD GO TO GREENSBORO OR GREEN BAY TO SEE HOW MUCH bidens nga TAX scheme IS COSTING PEOPLE 😀

   Dr fauci told people on F*x to use vitamin A & cod liver oil to prevent or cure measles. Now kids still have measles but they took so much vitamin A, hospitals are treating kids with liver damage. Funny! 😀

   Democraps fought tooth and nail to stop people from handing out bottles of water while in line to vote, but now they are totally fine with a billionaire offering them money for votes?

   Just to recap, the "caught and convicted of trying to have s*x with kids" score for 2025 is - Rapeublicans more than 10 D*mocrats: 0 Drag Queens: 0

   RFK Jr. told people on F*x to use vitamin A & cod liver oil to prevent or cure measles. Now kids still have measles but they took so much vitamin A, hospitals are treating kids with liver damage. Funny! 😀

   VANCE SHOULD GO TO GREENSBORO OR GREEN BAY TO SEE HOW MUCH TR*MP'S TARIFF TAX IS COSTING PEOPLE 😀

   US military enrolment has plummeted the last three months because no one wants to join while he is in office 🤣

   Repupubes fought tooth and nail to stop people from handing out bottles of water while in line to vote, but now they are totally fine with a billionaire offering them money for votes?

   Imagine telling Denmark they "don't do enough" for people in Greenland, when BOTH countries HAVE universal healthcare AND YOURS DOESN'T 😂

   JD Vance flew to Greenland to the U.S. military base. He spent just 3 hours there. Then flew home with his tail between his legs, humiliated. All other plans to attend events in Greenland over 3 days were cancelled because there was no interest LOL!

   JD Vance flew to Greenland to the U.S. military base. He spent just 3 hours there. Then flew home with his tail between his legs, humiliated. All other plans to attend events in Greenland over 3 days were cancel because there was no interest LOL!

   So, the CIA can hack into my TV and listen to every word I say, but McDonald’s can’t hear me say “no pickles,” through their drive-thru speaker?

   People in 1985: “In 40 years we will have flying cars and a cure for cancer. 40 years later: What’s the interest rate on this Crunchwrap Supreme?

   I never thought it’d be cheaper to paint avocados for Easter but here we are.