Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   On a deteriorative scale, my liver is somewhere between Ozzy Osbourne and Charlie Sheen.

   It’s easier to come out of the closet than it is to say you like Trump.

   Remember that one time when Kanye West made a song dissing gold diggers? Then turned around and married the biggest gold digger in the country?

   I'd give five bucks to hear Melania say, "Moose and Squirrel"...

   Just seeing Trumps come out to, "We are the Champions" was good enough for me to make a decision.

   Life is good .... the alternative is not.

   Speakers tomorrow night at the GOP Convention include Erin Moran, Burt Ward from "Batman" and the dude that played Urkel. ‪#‎starpower‬

   The more I see of the people against Trump,the more I'm convinced to vote for him .

   Why can't we drop all the hyphens and just be Americans?

   I miss the days when the scariest thing on TV was "The Twilight Zone" and not "The Nightly News."

   Pokemon Go is now more popular than Tinder another app where you swipe to find monsters in your area.

   Hey ... Even Duct Tape can't fix Stupid ..... But at it can muffle the sound.

   Gettin' real tired of wearing pants and having responsibilities.

   I'm convinced that homeless people have all the shopping carts with 4 good wheels.

   Black lies Murder ....

   BLM does realize there are Black Cops too ... Right?

   ... Well .... For the safety of all in attendance ... I certainly hope the official Olympic Flame in Brazil will be comprised of a gargantuan industrial sized Citronella candle!

   We know Black Lives Matter, we're just trying to figure out why

   I find it fascinating that the Media always has a hard on to ask Ivanka Trump about how HER father treats women .... BUT for some reason NO media outlet whatsoever ...... NEVER asks Chelsea Clinton that. .... Curious isn't it.

   Written within the Bible there are no "Black" or "White" Churches because the Messiah did not come to save "Skin" .... He came to save Souls.