Funny Status Message #169455

X says FYI: "I just watched the new Snooki music video" is not a valid excuse to call in sick.
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# 43244 just read Snooki doesnt wanna be called "Snooki" anymore. so what do we call her now? I say we call her "Annoying Orange" or is that taken?
# 155713 I realized Freedom of speech has an expiration date... -Not valid when your in a position of influence, not valid when its being use as a weapon, and definitely not valid when I've got to listen to my wife!
# 93408 “They dared me to” is ALWAYS a valid excuse.

←Rate | 07-28-2016 07:19

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