Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Why did they say Duchess Kate went into "labor?" The royals have never worked a day in their lives.

   Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other.

   Well now that there is a prince of Cambridge, I am going to have to claim prince of Somerville before someone else does. . .

   Worshiping Royalty is the opposite of what America was founded on.

   forget a silver spoon...this kid will get a golden spoon & become a spoiled brat like the rest of the royal family

   All my status updates should be read in that hollow "affect-less" voice of a man with nothing left to lose.

   If cockroaches can survive nuclear war and chemical warfare, then I want to know what is in a can of RAID?

   Lets all hope they name the Royal Baby NORTH

   the new prince should be be called....`s greatest hits!!!

   8 pound baby?1?!? that pretty cheap

   save water and shower with your lover :-)

   William and Kate want their new baby to have some of Diana's traits, so they put a bonnet on his head.

   JAB: Well now that there is a prince of Cambridge, I am going to have to claim prince of Somerville before someone else does. .

   Unless you're from the Boston/Cambridge/Somerville area, you won't get it. . .

   We fought for independence so we wouldn't have to care about the royal baby.

   Ironically, Internet was made to save our time.

   the brits have a royal baby we have hoeny boo boo

   george zimmerman looks alot like chaz bono

   Florida just became my favorite state, since Kanye West said he will boycott Florida!

   I need to start watching WNBA b/c it seems like woman are playing NBA players better than NBA players are playing themselves...