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Flash forward to July 5, 2024 headlines..... 13 years to the day of being found not guilty of the murder of her daughter...Casey Anythony breaks into a Las Vegas hotel, guns drawn to steal back old pictures of when she was a professional club rat! (See OJ
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07-05-2011 15:17 by BOO
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America... the only country in the world where not wearing a seatbelt carries a bigger penalty then murdering your own child.
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07-05-2011 15:21 by starchild
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Casey #notguilty is like saying, I havn't eaten in the past week, when I ate a sandwitch 30 mins. ago..

This just in... OJ Found not quilty... Oh wait...
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07-05-2011 15:26 by Boo
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Casey Anthony has been seen in a WHITE FORD BRONCO driving away from the COURTHOUSE. Unconfirmed reports state Al Cowligs is driving.....
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07-05-2011 15:27
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I really refuse to marry a white woman now. I need to marry someone that when they kill me they get at least a lil jail time.

FACEBOOK - helping people get sh*t off their chest since 2007
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07-05-2011 15:29
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The media and Nancy Grace had her guilty for three years, a Florida jury took 11 hours and found her NOT guilty... I'm so confused, do I move to Florida or get rid of my TV?

the JURY SYSTEM getting criminals off and denying people justice since 19--
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07-05-2011 15:42
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The awkard moment when your names is also Casey Anthony, and you log into facebook just to find that all of your frineds want you to burn in hell..
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07-05-2011 15:54 by BOO
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Breaking News: Nancy Grace calls in sick for work...
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07-05-2011 15:54 by Rick H/
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I'm thinking I should have told the truth. Where's my granddaughters justice now?

What Would Dexter Do?
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07-05-2011 15:56 by Shuttdogg
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"Plank" Party at Casey Anthony's!!!!

if I would of known that buying a new ride-on lawn mower, my wife would mow the lawn all the time, I would of bought it 10 years ago.
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07-05-2011 16:22
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That embarrassing moment when Nancy Grace heard that verdict
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07-05-2011 16:29
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Facebook should a "More than Friends" Request button or basically a "F#@K Buddy" request!
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07-05-2011 16:37
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I think Casey Anthony should be the new baby sitter for all the jurors' kids..
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07-05-2011 16:44 by sully
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eventually we all stop lying about our age and start bragging about it!!!
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07-05-2011 17:11 by migasjoe
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IT WAS Professor Plum in the library with the candlestick...NOW EVERYONE GET OVER IT!
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07-05-2011 17:18 by MELB
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