nosaltplz Funny Status Messages

   knows for a fact that the Miss Universe Pageant is fixed. All the winners are from Earth!

   doesnt get it...Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

   doesnt have a beer gut.Its a protective covering for my rock hard abs.

   explains Impotence: Its nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".

   that the probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.