Baddie Funny Status Messages

   I tie up all my victims in forget me knots.

   Janitors carry a lot of keys...too bad one of those isn't the Key to Success.

   gonna try out a new yoga position alone in my bed tonight it's called the bermuda cryangle

   almost annoyed by the fact that Pablo Escobar spent most of his life tucking in his shirt but he’s only remembered for selling drugs.