Funny Status Messages

   Next time you go to Cedar Point and ride on a roller coaster, take some spare bolts with you and tell the person in front of you, “Dude, these came out of your seat

   I guess CVS is going green. This morning's receipt for cough drops was only 27 inches long

   Does extra virgin olive come with a comic book subscription?

   It's so hot, the late Jack Kevorkian's suicide machine was turned into a Slurpee machine...

   If you buy all your horse tack from Amazon is it considered a Mail-Order Bridle?

   If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine's Day I'd put a fake engagement ring in every girl's drink or dessert. Then I'd sit back and watch the madness unfold at every table.

   Then of course there's the jury of HIS peers, finding him liable for sexually abusing advice columnist E. Jean Carroll in 1996. Can't forget about that one. Then of course, there's him being the worst "president" in the history of the United States....

   It's a tie in the race for the world's biggest whackoffs between the Dum-o-Crat and GaryKoenig

   Ummm, "world's" not "world's. You forgot the second quotation mark. Nice attempt though.

   M^G^ losers are going to be so broke after these tariffs kick in they're gonna have to start renting the libs instead of owning them. Ya'll must be worried about those trailer park rents as well 🤭

   The clitoris has 1000 nerve endings. And it's still not as sensitive as the cuck here who apparently feels extremely threatened by Canada 😂

   The reason gas prices have fallen is not positive. Oil prices and Treasury yields fell because there are concerns about economic growth going forward. If a person knew the first thing about economics, they would understand this, moron.

   I stand with China. 🇨🇳 The US facked around and now they're gonna find out.

   Why do you people reply and engage in petty name calling with these anti Trumpers? You are in charge for at least the next 3 1/2 years. Enjoy it!!! Take joy in the fact that they wake up miserable every day. Don’t engage.

   "I'll take 2 electronics over easy with a side of home fries, bacon, and pancakes, please." China thanks you 🇨🇳

   There's no "might" about not liking Koenig's posts. They're played, sophomoric, and not funny. Not as bad as the one's on page 1 though. They simply $u<k.

   "Go away kid ya bother me"

   Take a moment and collect your thoughts. You almost have a full set.

   Way more fun being in my 20s in the 70s than in my 70s in the 20s

   What's aciaemA?