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You know when you are about to say something, but that little voice of reason prevents you from it? Explain this to me, people like you fascinate me.
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10-22-2012 14:19 by
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I hate waiting until I'm dead. I want to haunt people now dammit.
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07-27-2013 13:53
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Ironically, the people you meet by accident are often the ones who become an important part of your life
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03-01-2018 04:06
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If people would just give ugly people a chance and date them too, catfishing wouldn't be a thing.
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11-14-2018 11:44
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Findings from meetings and conferences: "The only thing that often comes out of a meeting is the people who went in."
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04-11-2019 10:47
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Me: Sometimes I wonder if people don't like me Therapist: That's where I can help Me: Great Therapist: They don't
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10-02-2019 06:03
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So I was deleting ugly people on my FB account and I nearly deleted my damn self.
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04-22-2018 10:21
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I hate people who take drugs. Customs agents, for example.
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06-13-2018 09:13
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You know your house is dirty when people wipe their feet when they are leaving.
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07-06-2018 04:38 by
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Sometimes I think sharks eat people just so they can be on tv.
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09-22-2018 21:51 by
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Most people wake up feeling like a million bucks, me? I wake up feeling like insufficient funds.
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10-07-2018 04:38 by
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Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to hold a referendum with the same people who came up with "Boaty McBoatface."
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06-29-2016 14:50
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People should be indicted for putting raisins and walnuts in coleslaw.
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07-07-2016 15:52
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Remember when people had to entertain themselves on the toilet with a rotary phone.
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07-09-2016 02:23
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We need to have a WORKemon GO Game ... Where people get out and walk around looking for a JOB.
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07-19-2016 14:55
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I have nothing in common with people who wash, dry, fold and put their laundry away the same day.
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08-03-2016 05:07
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I don't know why people freak out and run when they see a spider. They are just gonna climb in your mouth when you are sleeping anyway.
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10-15-2016 05:43
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Bad Politicians are elected by Good People who DON'T VOTE!
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11-02-2016 20:30
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People always slam elevator music and that's very hurtful to those of us who have spent years learning to play the elevator.
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11-04-2016 05:24
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people can cry and cry all they want about who won and who didn't but when you have a 50% voter turnout you have only yourself to blame.
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11-10-2016 18:10
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