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   messageicon Like if you ever had High School friends hook you up that worked at fast food places.
←Rate | 05-19-2012 00:43 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's fend for yourself night and you know what that means...cold cereal for dinner.
←Rate | 06-17-2012 10:57 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Health Tip: rubbing fruit in the palms of your hands is not a safe alternative to washing with water.
←Rate | 10-14-2011 12:39 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon California is a nice place to live - if you happen to be an Orange.
←Rate | 10-13-2010 01:22 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Hey Bro, wanna go to lunch?" Sorry I can't, I'm on the Govt. Lunch Program....can't afford to eat :/
←Rate | 06-11-2014 15:01 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just ate the last bit of food in my lunch box, this overtime now officially sucks!!!!
←Rate | 04-27-2012 15:48 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon there anything worse than being in a quiet break-room with someone eating something crunchy?
←Rate | 05-16-2012 15:25 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I currently have six quarters jingling in my front left pocket designated as "spares".
←Rate | 05-25-2012 12:15 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?
←Rate | 12-23-2011 18:37 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry I started a fight in the middle of your parking lot pARtyy- F.Gump
←Rate | 03-17-2014 14:03 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon What superpower would I want? The ability to know if the bite of food is rotten or moldy BEFORE I stick in my mouth and chew!
←Rate | 12-13-2011 20:21 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have Park Place and Boardwalk from McDonald's Monopoly game. I don't play these stupid games, so if you want them inbox me.
←Rate | 11-08-2011 10:23 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tweakers tend to use Five Hour Energy's dirty cousin, Five Inch Line Energy.
←Rate | 04-13-2012 15:13 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon The correct measurement of toilette paper is from the dispenser to the floor for two-ply, and dispenser to the floor with a half turn for single.
←Rate | 04-15-2012 14:09 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If it's foggy out and you are driving without your headlights on, I pray you don't find a "good" parking space this holiday season.
←Rate | 11-16-2011 17:21 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Someone needs to tell all the other horses that its CC's birthday today.
←Rate | 06-07-2014 18:46 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey Jack In The Crack...I ordered an Ulitimate Burger not an Ultimate Mustard!
←Rate | 05-05-2012 19:26 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon there someone making $ off of all this "Liking" on FB?
←Rate | 05-06-2012 22:51 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Like if you remember the "yellow isle" at the local grocery store.
←Rate | 06-22-2012 14:09 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon ****PILOT****
←Rate | 04-16-2012 18:44 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  




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