love Funny Status Messages

   “I love Eminem” “The candy?” “No, the rapper” “What's so cool about M&M wrappers?”

   It's not in the way you look or the things that you say that you'll do.....Hold the line, love isn't always on time,

   I wish everyone a happy new year, and hope you all have a great 1982. With love, from everyone here at the alzheimers society.

   "Lady Thatcher will not be seeing Sarah Palin. That would be belittling for Margaret. Sarah Palin is nuts." I love it!

   In life it doesn't matter what people say about you... Most of them f##kers dont even know the real you, so who gives a toss what a bunch of sad twisted plebs think... The people who love and respect you the most know the person you really are.

   I'd love to ram a big black dild0 up John Terry's ass.

   awake and alive __ and the coffee is at its Sunday best; I love these moments :)

   They call me Dr. Love, I got the cure you're thinkin' of.

   Women beg for love wit sex and guys beg for sex wit love.

   If you didn't have all this money, I'd still love you..and miss you very much.

   DNA Tests today confirmed danny devito is arnolds love child..

   Love doesn't cost a thing... except tears, a broken heart, wasted time, and half ur sh!t.

   If couples who are in love are called "LOVED BIRDS", then couples who argue should be called "ANGRY BIRDS".

   Love is never having to use a c ondom.

   The greatest thing you'll ever learn is to love and be loved.

   What's LOVE? In math: A problem... In history: A war... In chemistry: A reaction... In art: A heart...In me: You...

   I don't know what the big deal is about this whole Love trade thing. Its nothing new! Isn't that the world's oldest profession?

   I love you to pieces is a creepy way to tell someone you love them and would also like to dismember them

   I can't decided if I'd rather see him naked or on fire. Is that love?

   Valentine Day weekend is over. I think Helen Keller plays the role of cupid in my love life.