JohnE Funny Status Messages

   This halloween I decided to dress up as the Liberty Bell. If we end up at the same party, be sure to come over and check out my enormous crack.

   I once dated a girl who's right leg was slightly longer than her left....I really do miss Eileen.

   likes to go to the local pet store, find the most innocent looking clerk and ask "where are all the bi*-ches at?"