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   messageicon This halloween I decided to dress up as the Liberty Bell. If we end up at the same party, be sure to come over and check out my enormous crack.
←Rate | 10-18-2010 20:45 by johne Comments (0)  

   messageicon I once dated a girl who's right leg was slightly longer than her left....I really do miss Eileen.
←Rate | 10-19-2010 19:29 by johne Comments (1)  

   messageicon likes to go to the local pet store, find the most innocent looking clerk and ask "where are all the bi*-ches at?"
←Rate | 05-10-2010 19:25 by JohnE Comments (0)  


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