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I'm opening a gym called Resolutions. It has exercise equipment for the first 2 weeks of each year, then becomes a bar for the remaining 50
I'd like to give you a nice going away present. But first, you have to do your part.
On my 8th slice of pizza watching the bigget loser!! Time to make a change!! Where's the remote??
My neighbor came rudely banging at my door at 2:30 am, luckily for him I was up practicing on my new drums!!
Snow Tip: The other people out shoveling are called "neighbors." They are like Facebook friends who live nearby.
Lost 9lbs in one day using a new diet, where I ran to the bathroom every 5 minutes for 24 hours. The stomach virus DVD workout will soon be out!
If an indoor shooting range is burning, what does one scream to inform them?
Chaos: What erupts when he-who-lives-in-a-glass-house invites he-who-is-without-sin for dinner.
I see nothing but continued growth and expansion for the foreseeable future... but enough about my diet.
Hooters should start a home delivery service and call it Knockers.
I was in a Spelling Bee onze. But I lost bekause the other students cheeted.
Of course I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one.
Groundhog just slid a note under the door that read 6 more months winter. Don't worry I've got my shotgun and I'm asking him again.
You know times are tough when you receive a friend request on facebook from Tom Anderson (MySpace). I guess he is one of the 47% that got fired from MySpace!
"I am, is the shortest sentence in the English language, funny how "I do" is the longest!!
My wife is so fat she speaks in surround sound!!
I tried everything last night to get the baby to sleep.Finally after 5 bottles he went down.He's going to have a bad hangover!!
My girl told me I should embrace more of the holiday season. So I glued a mistletoe to my back pocket!!
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