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X is Lost 9lbs in one day using a new diet, where I ran to the bathroom every 5 minutes for 24 hours. The stomach virus DVD workout will soon be out!
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←Rate | 01-11-2011 08:52 by @psym0niedk9 | Tags: Approved

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