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   messageicon Whats the difference between a peeping tom and a pickpocket? A pickpocket snatches watches......
←Rate | 04-10-2011 01:25 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you were raised Catholic when you're watching Star Wars and hear "the force be with you" and you respond "and also with you."
←Rate | 05-10-2011 23:37 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon New concept: Thinking of writing a book that will be nowhere near as good as the movie.
←Rate | 08-07-2011 11:35 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon A womans legs are her best friends but sometimes even the best of friends must part.
←Rate | 03-26-2011 01:47 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope, when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their sins.
←Rate | 04-02-2011 01:46 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think long engagements are important because you should really get to know someone before you totally use and degrade them.
←Rate | 03-19-2011 22:58 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear children,stop wondering what I am. I'm a star! You just said it like two seconds ago. Sincerely, Twinkle Twinkle
←Rate | 06-15-2011 23:55 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do they no longer offer drivers ed and sex ed in schools in Mexico? The donkey died....
←Rate | 04-10-2011 01:31 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her.
←Rate | 04-17-2011 18:10 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear razor companies: 4 blades, seriously? If you really wanna impress me you will invent a shaving hatchet!
←Rate | 07-05-2011 15:07 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon What did the duck say to the prostitute? "Put it on my bill"
←Rate | 04-17-2011 18:11 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon What does Barbara Bush and Charlie Sheen have in common? They both like to blow a little dope.
←Rate | 04-10-2011 01:37 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just poked about 20 people in about 20 sec's flat... Whew... Blows on finger....
←Rate | 04-25-2011 21:10 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Confucious say , he who eat jelly bean, fart in living color.
←Rate | 03-02-2011 21:14 by pUnKiE Comments (0)  


   messageicon What do you get when you cross an onion with a donkey? A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
←Rate | 04-10-2011 01:26 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon HEY! Dude at the crosswalk, hitting that button repeatedly doesn't make the light change any faster. STOP DOING THAT!
←Rate | 08-01-2011 22:25 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon <--still thinks that chick on the Progressive Insurance commercials is HAWT!
←Rate | 05-04-2011 16:48 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Monday sounds alot like "Mundane"...just sayin...:(
←Rate | 08-08-2011 09:28 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is a wondrous tranquility being in a work restroom stall in an empty restroom. The song of evacuational freedom may ring unbridled and resonant.
←Rate | 04-15-2011 02:25 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon When someone say's "Let's do lunch", what they mean is "I don't care if I ever see your sorry azz again."
←Rate | 04-17-2011 22:12 by punkie Comments (0)  




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