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   messageicon not an alcoholic, just a drunk that's scared of a hangover?
←Rate | 02-20-2010 00:22 by Mduduzi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Beer,I forgive You for abandoning me during tough times during the week, I love You for coming back on weekend and will French kiss You, till sobriety do us apart!
←Rate | 05-14-2010 02:39 by Mduduzi Comments (0)  


   messageicon * Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
←Rate | 02-23-2010 11:31 by Mduduzi Comments (1)  


   messageicon If a woman wants a man who can take orders, they should marry a waiter!
←Rate | 05-24-2010 04:40 by Mduduzi Comments (0)  


   messageicon needs advice and help, but not from you.
←Rate | 10-15-2010 17:56 by Mduduzi Comments (0)  


   messageicon A woman who thinks no man is good enough for her may be right.... But she is more often left.
←Rate | 05-09-2010 12:13 by Mduduzi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who was the best comedian/stage performer in the Bible? ANS: Samson. He brought the house down.
←Rate | 02-21-2010 10:03 by Mduduzi Comments (0)  


   messageicon The definiton of success: The achievement of something desired, planned, or attempted: So to be successful, set low standards, to be a failure and frustrated, set very high standards.
←Rate | 03-02-2010 07:03 by Mduduzi Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Chinese are so advanced in technology, that they are already selling "Fifa World Cup 2010, South Africa - All the goals and highlights"
←Rate | 06-02-2010 09:00 by Mduduzi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 5:30 his c**k wakes me up, and it is getting too much.
←Rate | 05-08-2010 10:38 by Mduduzi Comments (0)  


   messageicon   It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.
←Rate | 05-25-2010 03:35 by Mduduzi Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only thing I won't eat for breakfast is lunch and supper!
←Rate | 02-23-2010 07:45 by Mduduzi Comments (0)  


   messageicon A man has been admitted to hospital with HYPOTHERMIA AND FROSTBITES after he was left CHILLING at HOME for the whole day by his wife! A COLD CASE FILE has been opened!
←Rate | 05-27-2010 20:08 by Mduduzi Comments (0)  



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