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Bill Clinton was recently seen smoking a pipe. When asked why he wasn't smoking a cigar he said, ''Cigars are for pu**ies." Clinton rules!
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02-01-2011 09:07 by Dopey420
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Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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01-25-2011 16:39 by Dopey420
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Every day I am forced to add another name to the list of people who piss me off.
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02-04-2011 20:50 by Dopey420
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A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
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01-25-2011 16:19 by Dopey420
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why do all the new smartphones have porn on them? Who in their right mind is out in public thinking, "ya know i'd really like to jerk off right now"?
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01-18-2011 09:33 by dopey420
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Everybody in Chicago is moaning about the snow. Um it is winter and it is Chicago, what dou you expect? Sunshine and lollipops?
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02-03-2011 05:46 by Dopey420
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I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.
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01-25-2011 17:35 by Dopey420
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Stalking is such a strong word. I prefer extreme follow the leader :)
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01-24-2011 08:15 by Dopey420
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Two winners for mega millions. One in Indiana and one in Michigan. I hope they both lose their tickets in the snow!
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02-02-2011 05:48 by Dopey420
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Remember when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bi**h slap them!
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01-25-2011 12:35 by Dopey420
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There is really a Miss Facebook beauty pageant. I wonder if the bathroom pictures are scored lower?
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01-31-2011 19:15 by Dopey420
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Missing wife and dog. Reward for dog.
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02-26-2011 14:08 by Dopey420
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Next up on espn , womans soc... click.
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07-06-2011 12:43 by Dopey420
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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06-27-2011 17:32 by Dopey420
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A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking. A wise man tells her she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.
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06-27-2011 09:57 by Dopey420
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Two years ago I married a lovely young virgin, and if that doesn't change soon, I'm gonna divorce her.
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01-25-2011 17:45 by Dopey420
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01-25-2011 13:10 by Dopey420
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According to a new survey, 40% of adults in Mexico say they would move to the United States if they got a chance. The number would have been higher, but the other 60% already live here.
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01-19-2011 11:32 by Dopey420
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57. Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed
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01-20-2011 06:53 by Dopey420
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Go ahead, tell us everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
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02-04-2011 23:34 by Dopey420
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