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Everyone's all "confederate flag" this, "gay marriage" that. And I'm just sitting here waiting for the new Minions movie to come out.
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06-27-2015 15:10 by DeeX
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Everyone becomes an air drumming master 3 minutes and 40 seconds into Phil Collins' "In the Air Tonight".
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02-20-2013 10:12 by DeeX
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can we PLEASE stop using the term “beast mode”? Unless you’re running around jungle, naked, stalking and killing animals with your bare hands and eating them raw, you’re NOT a beast, you’re just another douchebag lifting weights in the gym…tha
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06-02-2013 13:26 by DeeX
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Never date a woman over 35 whose cats are named after fashion designers.
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11-17-2014 06:50 by DeeX
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Today is the day that the Blues was made for. Thank you B.B. (Blues Boy) King for everything.
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05-15-2015 04:11 by DeeX
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Pimpin' actually is pretty easy and I'm getting tired of everyone saying otherwise.
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05-20-2013 14:50 by DeeX
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If you're married and having trouble, ask "what would Jesus do?" then remember that jesus was never married.
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01-24-2015 07:12 by DeeX
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All these folks (mainly women) wanting to see a 50 Shades of Gray movie or Magic Mike 2. Should we tell them they can watch MUCH better porn online for free?
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02-12-2014 22:49 by DeeX
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How can you be a "natural" bodybuilder if you're cramming your body with protein powders, amino acids, and all other kinds of supplements?
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03-28-2013 11:14 by DeeX
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97% of women over the age of 25 who have "never done that before" have done that before.
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09-05-2013 11:27 by DeeX
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THE POWER OF THE WINKY FACE: We need whipped cream. We need whipped cream ;)
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08-19-2013 13:46 by DeeX
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Her: Who's your favorite Kardashian? Me: Gul Dukat.
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01-22-2015 06:32 by DeeX
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Yea, gun control is awesome...if you're the one controlling the guns.
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06-20-2015 12:40 by DeeX
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Man, I beat my meat like I just caught it breaking into my apartment.
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10-12-2012 10:50 by DeeX
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The most realistic part of Avengers: Age of Ultron was Ultron deciding the human race must be destroyed after spending a few hours on the Internet.
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05-19-2015 02:32 by DeeX
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Sweatin' like a Catholic Priest at a Little League game.
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08-09-2013 17:13 by DeeX
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Just saw my ex with her new man and had to smile because I KNOW there's not a place on her he can kiss that hasn't been coated by my man gravy. :)
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02-22-2013 18:28 by DeeX
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I would 100% support legislation to make it mandatory for all public restrooms be equipped with flushable baby wipes. :-)
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11-27-2013 05:42 by DeeX
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Her: Real men like curves. Me: No. Real men like whatever the (bleep) they want.
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06-15-2015 11:36 by DeeX
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Music should come in 3 genres: music you fight to, music you f#@k to and music you speed to.
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11-27-2013 05:39 by DeeX
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