guest-TJ Funny Status Messages

   Ugh!! My wife sent me to Walmart to get feminine products and I’ve been walking around for 45 mins...I’m starting to think Wal-Mart doesn’t sell mops....

   FYI....If you are one of those who like the strong silent type....then you're gonna just love my farts!!

   R.I.P to any girl that looks at Ronda Rousey's man the wrong way

   Trump For President! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!

   What is an acceptable age to give a kid a Facebook account as a birthday present?

   Why has Skittles taken over everyones Facebook profile pictures???

   Happy Father's Day, God!

   Lebron flashes his pen*s on live TV and all of the sudden all straight guys turn gay and are running to see it

   Anyone know how many calories you burn an hour scrolling on Facebook?

   My mind is telling me yes‎ But my body My body's telling me no...Me waking up for work every morning! ‎