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   messageicon Meeting with a foreign leader is not Treason. It's Diplomacy. If you don't understand that you have been incurably brainwashed by the leftist media.
←Rate | 07-17-2018 07:05 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Truth is the new Hate Speech.
←Rate | 07-17-2018 06:57 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Today Trump...... ...... Never mind you'll just think it's fake news.
←Rate | 07-17-2018 04:53 Comments (0)  

   messageicon In other news today, The Kremlin announced Donald J. Trump as its employee of the month for July 2018. "Nobody has worked harder to further Russian interests than Donald," the statement read, "and we felt now was the time to recognize his loyalty."
←Rate | 07-17-2018 02:45 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Appearing on several episodes of Cops doesn't make you a TV star.
←Rate | 07-17-2018 02:04 by Jake Comments (0)  

   messageicon Watching FOX News to learn about facts is like watching Green Acres to learn about farming.
←Rate | 07-17-2018 01:00 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Reminds me of Game of Thrones. Donald J. Trump is REEK, prisoner and lapdog of Ramsay Bolton aka PUTIN.
←Rate | 07-17-2018 00:13 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Whenever Trump's supporters come across an actual fact that proves Trump wrong, they immediately label it Fake News.
←Rate | 07-17-2018 00:08 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The two things a wife can do to make her husband happy. Pack her bags and leave.
←Rate | 07-16-2018 19:06 by Jake Comments (0)  

   messageicon Wait! Did FOX reporter John Roberts say Trump threw the US under the bus????? OMG, that is so awesome!
←Rate | 07-16-2018 18:11 Comments (1)  

   messageicon I get carried away sometimes… Usually because I refuse to leave.
←Rate | 07-16-2018 17:16 by BobbyT Comments (0)  

   messageicon My favorite hobbies are practical jokes and masturbation. I’m always trying to pull a fast one.....
←Rate | 07-16-2018 17:14 by BobbyT Comments (0)  

   messageicon Every time I get a kiss, I end up smelling like pepper spray....
←Rate | 07-16-2018 17:11 by BobbyT Comments (0)  

   messageicon Putin calls our George Soros. Epic
←Rate | 07-16-2018 15:49 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hey N*ggers in Chicago. Check out the police body cam footage and tell me that your protest means something. Stupid spearch*ckers!
←Rate | 07-16-2018 15:40 by Hillbilly Comments (3)  

   messageicon MANA (Make America Normal Again)
←Rate | 07-16-2018 15:09 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Trump is a traitor. He will bash his own country and people to please his boyfriend, Putin.
←Rate | 07-16-2018 14:54 Comments (3)  

   messageicon "Why is it that a insecure person(d.j.t.) needs to express their accomplishments that they never accomplished.
←Rate | 07-16-2018 14:44 Comments (2)  

   messageicon Trump has a date with his boyfriend Putin.
←Rate | 07-16-2018 14:36 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Now that FIFA is over, it's time to get back to your own goals!
←Rate | 07-16-2018 13:26 Comments (0)  


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