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   messageicon Does a white man using chopsticks to eat count as cultural appropriation?
←Rate | 09-24-2018 11:26 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald Trump is making America read again.
←Rate | 09-24-2018 10:08 Comments (0)  

   messageicon First rule of Fast Food management: Always put the employee with the worst accent on the drive-thru.
←Rate | 09-24-2018 08:41 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Every loaf of bread is a tragic story about a field of grain that could have become beer but didn't.
←Rate | 09-24-2018 08:39 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If Trump is doing such a horrible job,,, then why is Obama trying to take credit for it?? Asking for a friend...
←Rate | 09-24-2018 05:09 by JoeShmow Comments (0)  

   messageicon Can trump's wall be called an accent wall since it will keep people with accents out?
←Rate | 09-24-2018 02:49 by IDTN Comments (0)  

   messageicon The NFL has determined that we will follow the 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi,..... rule before allowing defenders to tackle quarterbacks.
←Rate | 09-24-2018 00:05 by gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon i bought an awesome watch the other day, It was waterproof, shockproof, fireproof, bulletproof, acidproof, childproof & scratchproof. I lost it.
←Rate | 09-23-2018 23:53 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump's handing out packages of hot dogs, peas, and applesauce, with a have a good time in N.C. is an up grade from his paper towel hand out in Puerto Rico.
←Rate | 09-23-2018 23:20 Comments (0)  

   messageicon There's a big difference between a wise guy and a wise man...
←Rate | 09-23-2018 23:13 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hot dogs, peas and applesauce, hum hum.... Hot dogs, peas, and applesauce, hum hum.
←Rate | 09-23-2018 23:00 Comments (0)  

   messageicon With Dobbs, Hannity and Pirro as advisors. No wonder he is doing a bad job.
←Rate | 09-23-2018 22:34 by IDTN Comments (1)  

   messageicon Any Tiger Woods fans here?
←Rate | 09-23-2018 20:26 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Whenever I played the piano when I was a kid, my dog would howl. Eventually getting fed up with the dog's howling. My dad said for goodness sakes, can you play something the dog does't know.
←Rate | 09-23-2018 20:22 by Haha Comments (0)  

   messageicon Never trust a person who doesn't sing along to Bohemian rhapsody when it comes on the radio!
←Rate | 09-23-2018 18:59 by Stevielea Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm not the sort of person who is in a position to cast the first stone, but I sure as hell will cast the second one.
←Rate | 09-23-2018 18:04 Comments (0)  

   messageicon In a crowded room I like to let out a silent but deadly fart then shout "do I smell popcorn" so everyone gets a good whiff!
←Rate | 09-23-2018 13:10 by Stevielea Comments (0)  

   messageicon ATTENTION!!! Heavy rain is on the forecast this week, please use permanent markers for your eyebrows.
←Rate | 09-23-2018 13:05 by Stevielea Comments (0)  

   messageicon [Breaking News] Australian strawberries found in Salisbury!
←Rate | 09-23-2018 10:53 by Truman Comments (0)  

   messageicon As a New Yorker " aight bet " could mean " I totally agree with you" or possibly your life is in danger
←Rate | 09-23-2018 10:41 Comments (0)  


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