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   messageicon If casual sex exists that implies the existence of ranked competitive sex
←Rate | 07-04-2025 23:32 by Darkharbinger Comments (0)  


   messageicon A fun Independence Day depends on your number of dependents.
←Rate | 07-04-2025 18:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Diddy be giddy cause he be founded not gitty!" - The Ghost of Johnnie Cochran
←Rate | 07-02-2025 14:48 by FassyLarry Comments (0)  


   messageicon I had White Castle for dinner tonight. It was so good my butt gave them a big blowout review.
←Rate | 06-30-2025 02:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Panties aren't the best thing in the world. But they're next to it.
←Rate | 06-26-2025 21:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll never understand people saying "Rest In Peace" when someone dies. Of course they're resting in peace. They're dead.
←Rate | 06-26-2025 05:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey, Dawn. Show us how well you clean dishes. We ain't got no oily duck.
←Rate | 06-25-2025 21:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're unhappy with summer heat, remember this... you never have to shovel sunshine off your sidewalk.
←Rate | 06-25-2025 08:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Envy, laziness Envy, laziness, and incompetency gave birth to communism.and incompetency gave birth to communism.
←Rate | 06-24-2025 11:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The law says I can't drive with an open container, but it says nothing about jello shots!
←Rate | 06-20-2025 08:08 Comments (0)  



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