hihuggiehi Funny Status Messages

   Ralph Macchio is 50. Pat Morita was 52 when the Karate Kid opened,,,,fact check next time!

   An apple a day is bullcrap. Apples are dangerous. Just look at Eve, Snow White, Blackberry or any pig at a luau.

   The 5-second rule should also apply to anything a guy says to a woman. If she looks like she is getting angry, we have 5-seconds to take it back.

   I think 90% of the software on my computer doesn't do anything except send me notices that there's a new version of itself.

   No Hulu, no ads are relevant to me, because I lack the funds to have any purchasing power whatsoever.

   Fish don't seem that stupid to me. If a burrito dropped out of the sky and hung in mid-air I would probably eat it.

   Judging by how much I like to crawl back under the covers in the morning I think I'd make a pretty awesome turtle.

   If I ever get pulled over again, I am gonna sing the "Like a good neighbor State Farm is there" song and wave both hands at the police officer like I am doing a magic trick.

   When asked which method of payment will be used, I always put "in collections".. that way they can just skip the middle man.

   A girl just asked what I would call a girl who would do just about anything sexually on the first date. I told her I would call her a...mediately!!!