Funny Status Message #132112

X Fish don't seem that stupid to me. If a burrito dropped out of the sky and hung in mid-air I would probably eat it.
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# 106096 Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day! Teach a man to fish and he will go out and purchase expensive fishing gear, stupid looking clothes,a sports utility vehicle,travel 1000 miles to a lake,to stand waist high to catch 2 fish!
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# 164072 Yesterday I really wanted a burrito. Today I am eating a burrito. Follow your f*cking dreams.

←Rate | 06-16-2013 13:58 by hihuggiehi

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