Will Funny Status Messages

   What I like about dogs is you can lock them in the basement over night. And in the morning their glad to see you. Your wife on the other isn't.

   Has anyone ever noticed the & symbol looks like a man dragging his a$$ across the floor?

   I hate nerds who coverup their answers. Like come on bro lets work together.

   It's 4:20 on 4/20! Do you know where your bong is?

   Cab to go to bar: 30 dollars 4 rounds of beer to get your friend to tell you your ex is now a stripper: 70 dollars The look on your ex's face when you shove a single in her buttcrack: PRICELESS!

   It's national cleavage day. Let's honor this holiday ladies.....

   Class reunions are pointless now. Because of Facebook I see all you f*ckers everyday.

   They say you can't make jokes about blind people, just watch me.

   Guys socialize by making fun of each other, but they don't mean it. Girls socialize by giving compliments to each other but they don't meant it either.

   No woman will ever be truely satisfied on valentines day, because no man will ever have a chocolate peni$ that ejacul@tes money.