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X is Cab to go to bar: 30 dollars 4 rounds of beer to get your friend to tell you your ex is now a stripper: 70 dollars The look on your ex's face when you shove a single in her buttcrack: PRICELESS!
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←Rate | 03-30-2012 17:54 by Will , noads

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Friday March 30, 2012 @ 05:55 PM

This is a true story btw

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