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   messageicon Curiously enough, pulling out of Trumpcare is also the GOP's new birth control strategy.
←Rate | 03-26-2017 14:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't you people see.... these dummy-crats are trying to peece us off. Lets show them we are bigger than that, and they need a job.
←Rate | 03-26-2017 14:02 Comments (1)  


   messageicon almost annoyed by the fact that Pablo Escobar spent most of his life tucking in his shirt but he’s only remembered for selling drugs.
←Rate | 03-26-2017 13:19 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon If there is a watermelon why isn't there an earthmelon and firemelon and airmelon? You know…the elemelons
←Rate | 03-26-2017 12:30 by Me E Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm glad to see most of you are not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.
←Rate | 03-26-2017 07:51 by GR Comments (0)  


   messageicon Getting exercise by marching is Trump's new healthcare plan . What an idiot
←Rate | 03-25-2017 20:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon At the end of the day the most overused phrase is at the end of the day.
←Rate | 03-25-2017 17:25 by vaterpop Comments (0)  


   messageicon During the election Syria financialy supported 2 groups... 1SlS and the Clinton campaign.
←Rate | 03-25-2017 17:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon One candidate wanted to make America great. The other wanted to get RICH
←Rate | 03-25-2017 16:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Note to self - playing the Trump card isn't as effective when the Trump is a joker.
←Rate | 03-25-2017 16:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obama is at a All Male Gay resort this weekend. True story.
←Rate | 03-25-2017 16:49 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Making America great, one round of golf at a time.
←Rate | 03-25-2017 16:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thanks for all the heroin OBAMA
←Rate | 03-25-2017 16:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump's golf instructor gave him a great tip this morning. He would have much better hip rotation if he took his head out of his butt.
←Rate | 03-25-2017 16:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Where are all the peaceful Musl/Ms marching against terrorism?
←Rate | 03-25-2017 16:46 Comments (4)  


   messageicon Trump hooked hiis drive out of bounds on the sixth hole today. Blames Democrats.
←Rate | 03-25-2017 16:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Several Russian prostitutes seen headed to Trump Golf Course in Virginia today for "meetings".
←Rate | 03-25-2017 16:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump is the oldest elected President the US ever had, which means we will witness his transition from paying people to pee on him, to him peeing himself.
←Rate | 03-25-2017 16:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Melania better drink a lot of coffee and water today, because it will take several minutes of getting peed on to help the Donald recover from this blow.
←Rate | 03-25-2017 16:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump's healthcare defence is similar to his "grab them by the P" defence. Bill said much worse than I did. Their plan is much worse than my plan. I believe that is known as the loser's limp reaction.
←Rate | 03-25-2017 16:29 Comments (0)  




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