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: Twists and Turns and yet NO Lessons Learned!!!! :(
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08-07-2010 10:45
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ts always hard waiting for something that you want but whats even harder is knowing its everything youve always wanted
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08-07-2010 10:43
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Live as if your were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
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08-07-2010 10:15
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born to party forced to study
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08-07-2010 07:17 by
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If steak and B.J. day isn't a real holiday, than neither Is ''daughter day.''
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08-07-2010 01:50 by
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...Tila Tequila denies sex tape rumors. Good. When most Asians talk about doggie-style it usually means how they want their dinner prepared!
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08-07-2010 01:04 by
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going to live forever or die trying.
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08-07-2010 00:09
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Thumbnail pics. Helping ugly people look hot until you click on them since 1995.
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08-06-2010 22:57
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Woohoo! Just got my new class ring. I hope I don't lose THIS one in a cheerleader!
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08-06-2010 22:57
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is the lime in your Corona!
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08-06-2010 22:56
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If people lived like there was no tomorrow. I'm sure everyone would be at church right now
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08-06-2010 22:13
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If blow jobs were this popular 25 years ago. I might not be here today
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08-06-2010 21:58
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Just met the girl of my dreams and then I woke up
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08-06-2010 21:04 by
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Note to Self: when going on the first date, must make sure that both parties have the same understanding of what "eating out " means.
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08-06-2010 20:23 by
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Like Buttons: for people too lazy to post a comment.
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08-06-2010 20:15 by
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Not to doubt the power of fortune cookies, but I think a better fortune would of been you are about to choke on this cookie
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08-06-2010 20:02
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Hillary Clinton being a good mom asked Chelsea the day before her wedding if she had sex with Marc. Chelsea said "NO" according to dad!!
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08-06-2010 19:23
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I am having an out of money experience.
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08-06-2010 15:27 by
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...Demi & Ashton tweet about doing master cleanse diet. Can't wait to see the pic of his 1st bowel movement taken w/the Nikon CoolPix camera... lol!
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08-06-2010 14:08 by
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...Couple who said they had pix of John Stamos w/underage girl in hot tub were indicted for extortion. Turns out the "girl" was Justin Bieber!
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08-06-2010 14:05 by
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