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"Hold my beer and watch this." ...that sure brings back high school memories..
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11-04-2010 17:27 by
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And don't even get me started on statements with no context.
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11-04-2010 17:23 by
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... hmm ... If you try 2 google myspace you'll get " did you mean Facebook ?"
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11-04-2010 17:02
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First 5 people to like this shall receive a hand crafted statue of me wrestling an invisible bear.
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11-04-2010 17:02 by
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A vote for Obama is a vote for demise!!
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11-04-2010 16:20 by
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If it's your birthday this month, then you know your parents really enjoyed Valentine's Day.
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11-04-2010 15:52 by
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The snooze button is life's way of saying that waking up sucks.
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11-04-2010 15:49 by
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From now on if you type, "LOL" you should have to submit a video proving it.
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11-04-2010 15:47 by
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I hope someone gets a pic of Lil Wayne on his way out high-fiving T.I. on his way in.
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11-04-2010 15:44 by
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They say do what you love & the money will follow. I love doing nothing. We'll see.
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11-04-2010 15:28 by
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Why is the dollar drink @ Mc D's smaller than the dollar Sweet Tea?? I jus dump that sh*t out n refill it wit Hi-C.
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11-04-2010 15:14 by
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Thinking about starting a 80s themed oatmeal delivery company.I`m leaning towards naming it Haulin` Oats.
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11-04-2010 14:16
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Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think.
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11-04-2010 14:13
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Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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11-04-2010 13:27 by
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If you watch "Groundhog Day" backwards, its basically the same except Bill Murray doesn't get the girl at the end.
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11-04-2010 13:07
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just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by fleeing the scene of an accident!!!
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11-04-2010 12:48 by
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I have my own way of doing things... generally clumsy and usually late.
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11-04-2010 12:27
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Note to self: After applying Icy Hot, make sure to wash hands before going to the bathroom!!
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11-04-2010 12:26
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Please don't say you just had a newborn baby. If you say you just had a baby, the newborn part is assumed. No one thinks you just pushed a 12 year old out of your snatch.
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11-04-2010 12:13 by
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OMG!! I'm not going to click on that link to see what that dad posted on his daughter's wall! Its spam people, stop the madness!!!
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11-04-2010 12:08
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