Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Why are you informing me how many shopping days left until Christmas? I'm not getting anything for you anyway!
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11-13-2010 11:53
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if you are posting how many days there are until Christmas in November, you should have to do all the dishes after Thanksgiving dinner.
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11-13-2010 11:48
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Stay classy Facebook.
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11-13-2010 11:16
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The old saying "The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence"....is it? Or maybe you just need to get up off UR lazy ass and mow the lawn, water it, pull some weeds, fertilize it, take care of your own grass and stop looking over the fence
awesome at being humble!
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11-13-2010 11:07
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My internet goes down more than my girlfriend.......How sad!!
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11-13-2010 10:49
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Just found out that my google setting was set to family friendly and turned it off, it's a hole new world>:)
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11-13-2010 10:36
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In addition to being able to click "Like", Facebook needs a "That's what she said." option
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11-13-2010 10:12
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Get out from my memory !!!
hates it when someone constantly complains about the town they live it. Here's a thought.....move if you don't like it! But quit your bit#&ing!
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11-13-2010 09:25
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getting rid of his "facebook wall" for the new "facebook window". Instead of writing comments on my wall, now all you ladies can "put em' on the glass".
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11-13-2010 09:04
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likes poetry, chocolate cake, and poking dead things with sticks.
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11-13-2010 09:01 by ci
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writes "like this", and not "lyk dis", because she is an adult, and because she is not stupid
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11-13-2010 09:00 by ci
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a little puzzled, as to why she has eye-liner on her thigh...
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11-13-2010 08:57
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may get her mink out tonight. It's time.
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11-13-2010 08:56
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has no doubt that there's a place in every woman's life for a red thong, but that place is not five inches above the waistline of her jeans. Ever.
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11-13-2010 08:56 by ci
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discovered today, that the man sitting next to her had wet himself.
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11-13-2010 08:55 by ci
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just asked a group of people for a lighter. They thought she was homeless, asking for money. She's wearing false lashes. When was the last time you saw a homeless person with false lashes?
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11-13-2010 08:54
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amazed what she can do with a broccoli, when she puts her mind to it.
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11-13-2010 08:51 by ci
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MYTH NUMBER 6.... Liquor Before Beer, Never Fear.
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11-13-2010 08:40 by Duh Man
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