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Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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oh hey conspiracy theorists, nice of you to join us after questioning the 9/11 events 
"There goes the neighborhood" - Spongebob Squarepants
Osama was found hiding in mansion in Abbottabad. Talk abbot-a-bad place to try and hide…
So.. No official pictures or videos, and they're claiming bin Laden was buried according to 'Islamic' traditions under the sea, cos no country was willing to accept his body for burial! Are you kidding me?? Not even Afghanistan?? This is by far the most f
they are burrying him at sea? they should've burried him alive in the american sewer system
✓ Saddam Hussein, ✓ Osama Bin Laden, ☐ Snookie
I'm Under the sea, I'm Under the sea, Darling I got caught, Then I was Shot. As you can see. They threw me in the water to drift away, Now in New York they're partying all day. I'm Chillin wit Algea, Everyone is Happy!!! I'm Under the sea!
Excuse me, Mr. Pirate, but are you aware that there is a steering wheel stuck in the front of your pants? "Arrhh, Matey," he nods, "Its driving me nuts!"
At least Bin Laden doesn't have to watch dancing with the stars anymore
Just wondering, did we complete the whole deck of terrorist cards now?
just when you think the royal wedding was the talk of the town ha! you know us americans must allways steal your shine. up yours england
NEWS ALERT!!! Jack Bauer was the one who 'double tapped' Bin Laden.
So the NSA will stop molesting me at the airport now, right?
...and thats how the U.S. outdoes a Royal Wedding.
You are not essential for my survival so adjust your actions accordingly.
A new tape huh? Man,not only is Osama the Jordan of hide and seek,he's the tupac of terrorism.
No I did not watch the Royal wedding! What's the big deal? Two things kept me from watching it. They're called tesicles.
Whooooooooooo lives in a pineapple under the sea ...O...S...A...M...A
I shot Big Foot last night but I dumped the body in the ocean before I could get a picture.
It's amazing what the Americans can do when the PS3 network is down. 