Seanathon Funny Status Messages

   Thunder only happens when it's raining..Players only love you when they're playin..

   Most Sundays on Fb.. Hop on see all the Praise the Lord post.. Like a few baby pics.. Have a quick convo wit some friends.Then off to bed..

   Some people on Facebook always post funny stuff.. Some people always post lovey dovey stuff.. And Some people posts.. Just make you wana scream..STFU Already!

   Famous people are droppin like flies..I mean..We had...Michael Jackson..Amy Whinehouse..Steve Jobs.. Whose next.. Lindsay Lohan?!

   Let's face it people... Slow an Steady NEVER wins the race... Whoever came up with that quote...Is a idiot!

   I dont care if you are family... And we have 100 mutal friends...I still dont know who the hell you are...So dont send me a friend request!

   Black guys from other countries aren't really "Black Guys"

   Sooo.. In between Mundane Monday.. And Whip'em Out Wednesday.. I now proclaim today as.."Touch ur Toes Tuesday!" Because people are just so eager to F*ck you every chance they can get!

   What's with all the relationship post?! This ain't Dr.Phil! Be Funny..or Be out!

   Dear Facebook... How can I be near the town I'm already in?!.....Near Stfu!