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   messageicon waiting for Santa to smack me and say ho ho ho
←Rate | 05-13-2008 18:02 Comments (0)  

   messageicon the reason Santa even has a naughty list!!!!!
←Rate | 09-21-2008 00:47 by Vicki Dc Comments (0)  

   messageicon got Santa in a headlock
←Rate | 12-31-2008 11:02 by Cameron Comments (0)  

   messageicon wonders if dyslexic devil worshipers sell their soul to Santa
←Rate | 04-20-2009 22:45 by Vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon wondering what the hell Jesus ever did for Santa on his Birthday?
←Rate | 04-20-2009 22:46 by Vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon now friends with God, along with Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy
←Rate | 04-28-2009 15:10 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  

   messageicon considered atheism, but there weren't enough holidays.
←Rate | 06-22-2009 18:35 Comments (0)  

   messageicon may not be the real Santa, but that doesn't mean I haven't seen you while you're sleeping.
←Rate | 07-03-2009 12:26 by tito snatana | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  

   messageicon There are three stages in a person's life: You believe in Santa Claus; you don't believe in Santa Claus; you are Santa Claus.
←Rate | 07-04-2009 05:15 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks Santa Claus has the right idea. Only visit people once a year
←Rate | 07-06-2009 17:18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!!
←Rate | 08-24-2009 12:27 Comments (0)  

   messageicon santa's overated.
←Rate | 09-04-2009 17:19 by Jakie587 Comments (0)  

   messageicon plans on dressing up as Kanye West for Halloween and just before the kids yell "Trick or Treat", jump out of the bushes and yell "Christmas is better".
←Rate | 10-05-2009 15:38 Comments (0)  

   messageicon has never given much credence to holidays given to directionally challenged Italians, but this year he has decided that Columbus shall be a work holiday!!!
←Rate | 10-11-2009 18:43 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  

   messageicon Keep it up and Santa's going to stick a candy caine where the sun don't shine.3 hours ago clear
←Rate | 10-29-2009 20:17 Comments (0)  

   messageicon letting everyone know in advance that I want something shiny that will go from 0 to 120 in 3 seconds for Christmas... and bathroom scales WILL NOT be accepted.
←Rate | 11-04-2009 09:36 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
←Rate | 11-04-2009 14:05 by Chachita Comments (0)  

   messageicon On Dasher, On Dancer, On Prancer, On VISA!!! Christmas shopping time.
←Rate | 11-07-2009 11:13 by olemissman79 Comments (0)  

   messageicon says, "Dear Santa, I know it's a little early....but could you DEFINE naughty?" ;o)
←Rate | 11-09-2009 12:51 Comments (0)  

   messageicon writing a Christmas list: Shamwow, Snuggie, Flowbee and... a Chia Pet
←Rate | 11-09-2009 21:04 Comments (0)  


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