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   messageicon out-smarted a cat and several ants and it's only half past two
←Rate | 07-13-2009 07:55 by sean | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  

   messageicon Based on a true story
←Rate | 07-16-2009 12:43 by Sean | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  

   messageicon Wondering what's on facebook's mind
←Rate | 08-10-2009 12:49 by Sean | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  

   messageicon off to (insert supermarket) to throw the biggest temper tantrum
←Rate | 08-29-2009 09:13 by sean | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  

   messageicon Who needs a toaster when you have an iron?
←Rate | 09-04-2009 12:47 by Sean | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  

   messageicon A dream... but he's gonna stay smart and not make a big deal out of it
←Rate | 09-04-2009 12:51 by Sean | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  

   messageicon just swallowed a rabbit and now wishes he read the instructions for his new 'magic for beginners' set
←Rate | 09-09-2009 19:01 by sean | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't buy condoms at BP gas stations, they may burst and result in a leak...
←Rate | 07-04-2010 23:39 by sean Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Don't buy condoms at BP gas stations. They may burst and result in a leak..."
←Rate | 07-27-2010 01:06 by sean Comments (0)  

   messageicon my 2nd wind seems to be fanning the fire of the candle I am burning at both ends
←Rate | 10-18-2010 08:05 by SEAN Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear washing machine, I am all for fighting breast cancer, in-fact I have offered to be a buddy for the buddy check, but turning my socks pink… Come on!
←Rate | 10-18-2010 08:11 by SEAN Comments (0)  

   messageicon Words to live by: If your outflow is greater than your income, then your up-keeps guna be your downfall
←Rate | 10-19-2010 15:12 by SEAN Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear makers of Cialis, when I reach middle age and find myslef needing your product, contrary to the advice you offer about calling a doctor if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours, I can assure you that I will be calling a film crew instead
←Rate | 11-11-2010 11:30 by SEAN Comments (2)  

   messageicon I often view the Thanksgiving table as a roulette table, something about potato salad and macaroni salad made by people that don't like me makes me think I would be safer in Vegas betting the house and car
←Rate | 11-24-2010 08:08 by SEAN Comments (0)  

   messageicon Reasons why Alcohol should be served at work...its an incentive to show up
←Rate | 11-28-2010 08:31 by Sean Comments (0)  

   messageicon Earlier today I got a call from a charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world.I told them to kiss my a$$. Anybody who fits into my clothes isn't
←Rate | 12-07-2010 04:23 by Sean Comments (0)  

   messageicon Some relatives are like seeing Santa; you only care to see them once a year.
←Rate | 12-23-2010 14:23 by SEAN Comments (0)  

   messageicon Some women should just come with talk plans like my cell phone, because after to much conversation my MIND starts roaming!
←Rate | 12-27-2010 08:10 by SEAN Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Hillbilly from AR on the news last night, I am sure that all the dead birds in your town were not from Aliens invading earth, I'm positive that if invaders have the technology to come to Earth and wanted to scare you, throwing birds at you would no
←Rate | 01-04-2011 08:09 by SEAN Comments (0)  

   messageicon My New Years Resolution is to have as much fun as I can regret
←Rate | 01-06-2011 14:59 by SEAN Comments (0)  


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